brandnudes:

sorry sir my tears ruined my homework

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Same old shit.

Sometimes It would be nice to get the better half of the stick

rumarumi:

what’s a titan’s favorite food?

rawmen

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jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

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